Excellent news, everybody! Until you’ve been dwelling in a monastery, you’re probably conscious that 2023 is the yr that video video games obtained attractive once more. And no, I don’t imply tastefully Hades attractive, I imply Leisure Go well with Larry and Evening Entice ranges of omnipresent lust, the likes of which “mainstream” gaming (no matter which means) hasn’t seen for the reason that Nineties.
Baldur’s Gate 3 simply reinvented jiggle physics for a extra civilized age. Last Fantasy XVI has tastefully toned cheeks on present in all method of grownup conditions. And that’s a large departure from a whole lot of films and TV exhibits these days.
And fortunately, it seems this development isn’t about to be over anytime quickly. That’s as a result of the Grand Theft Auto VI trailer is lastly upon us. And reader, it is stuffed with T & A. We’ve obtained a woman twerking on the roof of a automotive. We’ve obtained bikinis in all places you look. We’ve obtained Make It Rain Mondays—confirmed.
Elsewhere on this 90-second trailer, we’ve obtained wiry previous dudes watering the grass in speedos, hotties on yachts, and even what seems to be our protagonists about to get right down to enterprise. There’s even blink-and-you’ll-miss-‘em particulars like police billboards that learn “Needed for panty sniffing.”
Miami—the real-world inspiration for GTA’s Vice Metropolis—is a fairly attractive place in actual life, regardless of being a part of Florida. The Grand Theft Auto VI trailer would make Waylon Smithers cower in concern as bosoms and bottoms jiggle in each conceivable route.
And actually? That’s the way in which it must be. Certain, there is perhaps some amusement park hijinks in some unspecified time in the future through the sport. (We’re in Florida, in spite of everything.) However after a decade of ready, it’s good to see that GTA remains to be adults solely. Granted, we’ve solely seen a minute and a half of this sport, and there’s an terrible lengthy solution to go till 2025. But it surely’s already clear Rockstar will not be going the all-ages route with this sequel.
