As if life in Valheim‘s viking purgatory is not already fraught sufficient, one participant is filling his server with Greenback Common shops and chain eating places, to the exasperation of his pals. Identical to in actual life, the dreary, fluorescent-lit field shops began with only a single location, and have since unfold to a number of biomes throughout the server.
The saga began when X person Greg the Sorcerer, as picked up by PC Gamer, posted a screenshot of a Greenback Common retailer lovingly recreated in Valheim, saying he was “pissing off my pals in Valheim by constructing Greenback Generals.” The eye to element within the retailer is fairly spectacular, with an eye catching glowing signal on the entrance facade and fluorescent lighting within the inside.
Greg’s pals began popping up quickly after, with person Paladin Posting sharing a screenshot of the identical constructing with the caption: “WTF is a Greenback Common. Why is it in my Valheim server.” One other person, Lady Mage, additionally shared a view of the constructing from a distinct angle with the caption “that is simply absurd.”
Greg’s subsequent construct stepped the problem ranking up a notch, braving deathsquitos and Fulings to construct one other Greenback Common within the scenic reaches of the Plains–another location that was rapidly noticed by the exasperated Paladin Posting.
An enormous laughing face emoji arrange close to the primary Greenback Common was the final straw for Paladin Posting, who posted a screenshot with the caption “I don’t wish to play Valheim with Greg anymore.” In a reply to a remark, the person stated that they had quickly after destroyed the emoji.
Whereas it appears Greg hasn’t made any new Greenback Generals since then, he has as a substitute branched out into different chain manufacturers. Greg constructed what’s seemingly Valheim’s very first Waffle Home in the midst of the swamp–complete with a kidnapped skeleton manning the counter. Paladin Posting has additionally found this location, complaining that “the service right here is shit.”
The newest replace from Greg exhibits a contemporary McDonalds perched on prime of a frozen mountain. In response to a remark, Greg stated that every constructing took him round two to a few hours to make, however the alpine McDonalds took a bit longer as he needed to stage out a piece of the mountain to construct on.
Commenters on X cannot get sufficient of the incongruous chain shops, difficult Greg to develop his empire by placing manufacturers like Spirit Halloween or Denny’s in one in every of Valheim’s extra harmful biomes.
Valheim has been in early entry since early 2021, with Iron Gate studios slowly increasing the sport over time. The studio is at present engaged on its remaining biome, the Deep North, which is able to arrive with the sport’s 1.0 launch. Nonetheless, there’s nonetheless no launch date for the ultimate replace, which has been within the works since mid-2024.
